Friday, March 16, 2007

Attention Annoying Gross People: YOU COULD BE A SERIOUS RISK TO YOUR OWN HEALTH AND OVERALL WELL BEING


okay, office raider is totally right, eyewitness news is so damn ratty. in the background i just overheard the following, "late breaking news"...


"Attention.: IF your doctor doesn't like you...he may not be paying attention to you when you're talking, and that could lead to misdiagnosis or failure to diagnose, which could seriously jeopardize your health!"


Translation: if you are gross and annoying, yes even your doctor will ignore you.


As a lawyer, I also recommend a news alert to that same population of gross annoying people, because they are probably also receiving inferior legal representation because their lawyers are ignoring them for the same reasons. Probably applies to the financial industry as well.


I think the solution here is quite simple. Don't be f'in gross and annoying and people won't ignore you. You will get your settlement, be properly diagnosed, and won't lose your nest egg in some junk bond investment accident.

1 comment:

Officer Raider said...

Ha ha ha! This is actually very, very, very true. I've got top secret ties to the medical community and I happened to know that they think lots of their patients are butt-y. My advice: pull yourself together before you seek any kind of professional advice or service.