Thursday, March 11, 2010

DEEP THOUGHTS


I've had a severe lapse in creativity in the past few weeks so I thought I would share just some random thoughts/questions etc that pass through my mind...of course what I think is extremely crucial to you all.

The majority of people that are afraid to fly are also control freaks

Talking about bodily functions will NOT lead to greater intimacy in the beginning of a relationship

Why are nipples private on women?

Being white is apparently going out of style

Check for eye boogers regularly

Check for ear wax regularly

When someone falls don't make too big of a scene...their ego is most likely the only thing injured

Don't give annoying, unsolicited advice

Shamelessly self promote. Saying things "in passing" to sound cool is really embarrassing

Act confused when people get pissed at you. It's hard to stay pissed at a confused person

Brother Jimmy's waters down all their booze. I know this for sure

Don't touch girls to get their attention at a bar. It's creepy and annoying

If someone drinks too much, has a bad attitude, has icky teeth or comes across as homosexual it is acceptable if they're "European."

Don't ask girls to dance (Unless you're in 8th grade)

Everyone twitches in their sleep

Liking hot dogs is no longer frowned upon (I think)

Does anyone know the answer to this: If you can smell yourself can others smell you too?

If you blame spotty cell service for someone not replying to a text msg they're probably ignoring you

I wonder how many relationships have been ruined or strained due to spotty cell service?

If you match your clothes too well you look like a baby

Serenades are rarely welcomed or effective

Does anyone still buy Spam or olive loaf?

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