Office Tan: noun
1: a pasty and unattractive color imparted to the skin by lengthy exposure to crappy office lighting
2: a blog that documents the endlessly glamorous and exciting life of the office worker
Thursday, March 11, 2010
DEEP THOUGHTS
I've had a severe lapse in creativity in the past few weeks so I thought I would share just some random thoughts/questions etc that pass through my mind...of course what I think is extremely crucial to you all.
The majority of people that are afraid to fly are also control freaks
Talking about bodily functions will NOT lead to greater intimacy in the beginning of a relationship
Why are nipples private on women?
Being white is apparently going out of style
Check for eye boogers regularly
Check for ear wax regularly
When someone falls don't make too big of a scene...their ego is most likely the only thing injured
Don't give annoying, unsolicited advice
Shamelessly self promote. Saying things "in passing" to sound cool is really embarrassing
Act confused when people get pissed at you. It's hard to stay pissed at a confused person
Brother Jimmy's waters down all their booze. I know this for sure
Don't touch girls to get their attention at a bar. It's creepy and annoying
If someone drinks too much, has a bad attitude, has icky teeth or comes across as homosexual it is acceptable if they're "European."
Don't ask girls to dance (Unless you're in 8th grade)
Everyone twitches in their sleep
Liking hot dogs is no longer frowned upon (I think)
Does anyone know the answer to this: If you can smell yourself can others smell you too?
If you blame spotty cell service for someone not replying to a text msg they're probably ignoring you
I wonder how many relationships have been ruined or strained due to spotty cell service?
If you match your clothes too well you look like a baby
Serenades are rarely welcomed or effective
Does anyone still buy Spam or olive loaf?
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