At Office Tan, we strive to bring you fascinating stories based on the real lives of the Office Crew. As a result, Owfice Burn and I have scheduled another visit to a Chinatown massage parlour. Dear readers, do you recall the last trip? No, not the one where I, Office Knight may have heard someone get a happy ending (that was a different place). Far more riveting was the journey in which Owfice Burn got her massage and exited the parlour in her most zen and peaceful state. Moments later, she sped away in her car and rear-ended a cab full of Texas tourists. (Yes, their big Texas hair swiveled around to look at us). Of course accidents happen but Owfice Burn then decided to scream at the cabbie as if she were a) not at fault and b) suddenly possessed by the evil spirit of nasty old Lizzie Grubman, the mean publicist who ran over a bunch of people at a Long Island Nightclub.
With a little luck, this trip will be just as eventful. Oh, and since Office Tan is a democratic blog, you can feel free to request field trips for the Office Crew to go on. We'll post them for a vote and the one with the most votes wins. However, if you send us to the Post Office at lunch time or the prescription counter at Duane Reade, we're going to be really mad.
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