Office Tan: noun
1: a pasty and unattractive color imparted to the skin by lengthy exposure to crappy office lighting
2: a blog that documents the endlessly glamorous and exciting life of the office worker
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
An Office Tale - Courtesy of Space Maverick
Space Maverick is one of my dearest friends from college and now works as a very important person in an astronomy laboratory office. I don’t know exactly what she does but I know that it involves very serious scientists, outerspace stuff and maybe even some alien colleagues. Space Maverick revealed this office tale in an exclusive interview with Office Tan…
“I was in a fancy and serious meeting and the CEO whipped out a marker to make some impromptu fancy graphs on the white board only it wasn't a whiteboard it was a $10,000 screen built into the wall for the overhead fancy projector. He drew all over it in red marker and I almost peed my pants. He never copped to knowing that he f-ed up, but how could he not know??? Classic.”
Have you witnessed something absurd at your office? Please send all submissions to Office God at OfficeGod21@hotmail.com Just joking. Who the hell uses hotmail anymore anyway.
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