OFFICE KNIGHT
turns twenty nine...
here's to that last year.
that last year to...
"crash" at anybody's "pad",
have any furniture involving cinder blocks,
have any decorations involving non framed posters or tapestries
be on your parents cell phone family plan
have a name like "Katie" instead of the more grown-up "Kate" (special thanks to Tom Cruise for calling this to our attention)
have a jacked up myspace profile with photos of absurd escapades
crumple up parking tickets in hopes of city-wide computer malfunction
"roll out of bed" and run down the street with disheveled hair to avoid being late to one's place of employment
call anyone "dude"
get yelled at by "adults"
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