In our pursuit of producing this award winning blog, we, the writers of Office Tan have not been sleeping enough. As a result, we have each made some unfortunate blunders. In no particular order...
Office Raider had just picked up a pair of her spikey bouffant heels from the shoe hospital when she accidentally threw them away during a routine disposal of her car garbage. May Office Raider's stilettos rest in peace.
I was walking to my favorite bagel store when I noticed Maggie Moo, the ice cream cow, standing in front of her namesake ice cream parlour. As I passed, I heard myself say to her, "Oh hey Maggie," like we're just cordial neighbor friends.
I don't know for sure, but I'm guessing that Owfice Burn has made a bunch of mistakes in these past few days. Owfice Burn makes lots of mistakes whether she gets plenty of sleep or not.
I accidentally brushed my teeth with Office Raider's free purple toothbrush that she got from her dentist. Because I am an outstanding sister, I promptly replaced her tusk scrubber with a brand new Duane Reade toothbrush.
Beyond these slip-ups, I've noticed that the intellectual quality of my conversations has deteriorated significantly. For instance, Owfice Burn managed to engage me in a heated debate over whether or not a hook is useful if one should suddenly lose one's hand. We finally were able to agree that a hook would be useful for picking up one's drycleaning. Beyond that, Owfice Burn declared that using a hook instead of a prosthetic hand is "so 1800's".
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