hey, i can dream can't i?

lately, my brother and i (we'll call him 'office butterfly' because he's a nature boy and..well, because it sounds funny)

soooo, lately office butterfly and i have been scheming of ways to 'get rich' (my idea) and 'save the planet' (his idea). we have been brainstorming, trying to merge the two in to an eco-friendly empire....a composting empire...a recycling empire..a green architecture empire. (my eyes are lighting up with each mention of the word empire..) then office butterfly comes up with the best idea yet... drum roll... A LLAMA FARM EMPIRE! (now you better not steal our damn idea becaws i'm an attorney and yes i will litigate you! i just love using litigate as a verb..)

so moving along..we decide YES to a llama empire and start our research immediately. we'll have a little farm in upper westchester, sell the wool and milk them or something. it's gonna be verrry lucrative and i can already tell you are extremely jealous. so we decide to tell our dad about the idea. he loves being involved just so that he can act annoyed like its the 80's and say stuff like, "i'm not gettin you a damn llama! i got you that dawg murphy and have neva once seen you walk huh. fug-et it!" so, in usual form my dad says, "well who the hell is gonna pick up afta it?" I'm like, office Butterfly said he would!! I 'll help too!" Mind you, office butterfly and i are like in our damn 30's...

well, next thing i know.. we catch my dad googling llamas! and he is outraged at their price "$15 GRAND for a damn llama! Fug-et it!" But then i mention that Office Knight/ Raider's dad (who's office is a zoo..yes you heard me!)could hook us up with a llama or two at a very low price. He LOVES a bargain...and perks up saying, "yeahh..like how much? would he take say $500 bucks?" ...now this seems to have turned into a used car sale negotiation. a situation in which my dad always prides himself on "gettin' a good deal."

So i think i am going to see how far this goes.. and maybe next week i'll be blogging about my glamerous and lucrative career as a llama farmer!

-owfice burn