Why, you ask? There are several reasons:
1. Office Knight will be joining a new office and must focus her magical talents on her new office duties
2. Owfice Burn is too busy shopping for sweatpants so that predators won't steal her away from us when she goes jogging
3. Office Raider is busy battling the forces of traffic darkness (remember, Office Raider's office has wheels, a transmission and a spare tire)
4. And besides, we all could've been killed recently by a batch of poison spinach. As a result, we need time to reflect on how fragile life is. Not to mention, I've been calling Popeye non-stop and haven't heard back yet. I'm totally worried about him. (and yes, this is the world's most awful joke).
When the blog comes back to life, we will send out an urgent bulletin. Then you will be able to experience the joy again of reading about our important lives.
Thank you for your faithful readership.
The Office Tan Management
