A MOCKUMENTARY: Sister & The Bugs

This is brilliant film was created by my sister, OfficeKnight. It chronicles my irrational fears. ENJOY

PERFECT FACE IS BORN

If you don't know...now you know. I am a huge makeup, beauty junky...if I'm gonna talk nonsense and trash I figure I should try to look good doing it! Soooo if you're looking for a chuckle and the best mascara around this is where you should turn!!
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Can I get away with a "Best of??"

Because I've been posting vapid thoughts lately I'm, frankly, concerned that my supportive friends, family and newcomers (aka those who stumble upon the blog bc they're googling Abe Lincoln images and tanning) are gonna take one peek at this site and fall asleep... soooo I'm going to put links below to some of my favorite blogs on this site...Many are written by me and some also written by my wise sister OfficeKnight (who basically invtented Officetan):

Struggles with Literature

Controversial Confessions
There are NO Books in Johnny's Room

Poking Fun at Institutions

The MAN
Nice Vision
The REAL Deal on Real Estate

Valiantly Challenging Convention

BREAKING NEWS: Being Prude is Extremely Important
Donatella Versace is in BIG Trouble
That's Quite a Dream There, Joe

Peculiar Events

The New Lair of Office Raider

There have been some recent things going on in my life that I NEVER thought would ever take place...let's review...

1. I'm moving into a converted church (Everyone's outbursts of laughter confirms the absurdity of this circumstance).
2. I'm involved in Fantasy Football and spending a great deal of time on it bc I'm obviously really confused by the whole process...that's it for now. I'll keep you posted on how it's going
3. It's finally happening...lay-offs are looming at the Office Raiders of America Inc... (sniff sniff...maybe I can clean the "church" grounds for an extra buck?) I realize this isn't that weird I was just enjoying believing I was sheltered from the sh!t storm that has been underway for the rest of the world for almost 3 years now
   
4. It turns out the new "church" lair was also once a brothel...this is less odd than my living in a place of worship actually but still not exactly fitting
5. There's Bud Light in my fridge
6. I've sprouted several gray hairs
7. More often than not, I prefer Sauvignon Blanc over vodka...it's only a matter of time 'till I get my cougar belt
   
8. I'm writing incredibly stupid blogs ONLY about myself like it's my damn journal...

Nighty night!

Violence on Labor Day- Egg Duel