Thanks to youtube and google, dare I state the obvious, we all have a tundra of information literally at our fingertips. Just when I was feeling bad for myself for only reading the Twilight books I realized that I have other redeeming qualities when it comes to my depth: I have become a modern day Abraham Lincoln (sorta, let me have my moment). So what if I don't sit in a musty library with smelly books? I thought I would reflect on all the things that I've taught myself with a few well-configured key word searches:
- How to poach an egg
- How to apply false eyelashes
- How to replicate McDonald's "special sauce"
- How to use a blackberry without a trackball
- How to fix hyper pigmentation (dark spots on ur face) with baking soda
- How to do my makeup
- How to do my hair
- Everything there is to know about HD TV's (ask me anything you want to know about HDMI cables etc)
- Where and how to get a custom made corset
- How to breakdown "read only" files
- Everything there is to know about PDF's and OCR (optical character recognition)
- The best back up solution for my computer
- Can I still eat this: Food that I defrosted and refroze? Food that has been sitting there for a few days and is making me feel nervous but throwing it out makes me feel like a bad person
- The health benefits of pine nut oil and where to buy
- Calories in just about everything (I have still not had a Margarita to date)
- How to get gum off my patent leather shoes
- Is he married?
