Ok...So last night was quite historical. I won't delve into my thoughts on the significance of this event I'd rather like to explore some of the smaller details associated with and resulting from this breaking news:
- In extreme jubilation people like to climb (trees, telephone poles, phone booths, street lamps)
- It is obvious to me that a significant number of Americans have, on a moment's notice, access to very elaborate patriotic costumes
- Additionally large American flags are dispensable with little to no notice
- This, like any other major occurrence, is already resulting in special sales and discounted drinks
- This is an excuse to drink
- Never trust your mailman
- Not being "wired" makes you look phishy
- Not all criminals hide in caves, jungles or forests
- Composting is likely to become illegal or at least flagged going forward
