Because We Ran Out of Ideas

We’ve been missing in action because, I, Office Knight have been at a very important health retreat and because we’ve run out of ideas for posting. It’s possible that we’ve already written on every topic that there is to write about. Sigh. It certainly is difficult being so deeply intellectual.

Last night, we had one last idea to write about. I was going to report on a riveting dream that I had in which I was put in charge of feeding farm animals. One of the cows told me that he was very hungry—famished, in fact. Upon closer inspection, I realized that he was lying and had plenty of food! Office Knight was deceived by a member of the bovine community.

To reiterate, it is agonizing to be so deeply intellectual. I opted not to post this engaging tale because Office Raider felt that it might detract from the high standards of journalism that we keep at officetan.com.

So no new content yet. However, if anyone has any special requests please feel free to post them in the comments or send an email. I could always revive one of my old fancy talents like reciting a Lee Press-On Nails commercial from 1986. Actually, I’d probably charge a fee for something like that.