Thursday, February 04, 2010

Traits Common amongst Annoying People


These are not hard and fast rules but I have observed that several of these traits seem to co-exist in an annoying person. If you identify with some of these you might be a little annoying. Sorry.

  1. Fantasizing about the number of attendees at your funeral if you were to suddenly die
  2. Getting pissed way too easily (i.e. shouting at airline personnel because a flight is delayed. This is a dumb and annoying thing to do and will not change the outcome.)
  3. Asking for praise before anyone has had a chance to give it to you
  4. Having hair that looks perpetually wet
  5. Asking large amounts of rhetorical questions ("How can you eat that!?)
  6. Breathing loudly
  7. Sneezing loudly
  8. Driving recklessly in efforts to look cool/impress a chick
  9. Being OCD about organic foods. If you're open to oral sex, you can stomach a pesticide here and there.
  10. Telling people they look tired
  11. Walking funny (this excludes those with disabilities of course)
  12. Having too many stories that seem to almost bring you to tears that you're willing to share with just about anyone.
  13. Nose breath
  14. Buying into conspiracy theories...like, always ("the govt has a cure for cancer")
  15. Touching the bellies of pregnant women whom you barely know

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