These are not hard and fast rules but I have observed that several of these traits seem to co-exist in an annoying person. If you identify with some of these you might be a little annoying. Sorry.
- Fantasizing about the number of attendees at your funeral if you were to suddenly die
- Getting pissed way too easily (i.e. shouting at airline personnel because a flight is delayed. This is a dumb and annoying thing to do and will not change the outcome.)
- Asking for praise before anyone has had a chance to give it to you
- Having hair that looks perpetually wet
- Asking large amounts of rhetorical questions ("How can you eat that!?)
- Breathing loudly
- Sneezing loudly
- Driving recklessly in efforts to look cool/impress a chick
- Being OCD about organic foods. If you're open to oral sex, you can stomach a pesticide here and there.
- Telling people they look tired
- Walking funny (this excludes those with disabilities of course)
- Having too many stories that seem to almost bring you to tears that you're willing to share with just about anyone.
- Nose breath
- Buying into conspiracy theories...like, always ("the govt has a cure for cancer")
- Touching the bellies of pregnant women whom you barely know
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