Peculiar Events

The New Lair of Office Raider

There have been some recent things going on in my life that I NEVER thought would ever take place...let's review...

1. I'm moving into a converted church (Everyone's outbursts of laughter confirms the absurdity of this circumstance).
2. I'm involved in Fantasy Football and spending a great deal of time on it bc I'm obviously really confused by the whole process...that's it for now. I'll keep you posted on how it's going
3. It's finally happening...lay-offs are looming at the Office Raiders of America Inc... (sniff sniff...maybe I can clean the "church" grounds for an extra buck?) I realize this isn't that weird I was just enjoying believing I was sheltered from the sh!t storm that has been underway for the rest of the world for almost 3 years now
   
4. It turns out the new "church" lair was also once a brothel...this is less odd than my living in a place of worship actually but still not exactly fitting
5. There's Bud Light in my fridge
6. I've sprouted several gray hairs
7. More often than not, I prefer Sauvignon Blanc over vodka...it's only a matter of time 'till I get my cougar belt
   
8. I'm writing incredibly stupid blogs ONLY about myself like it's my damn journal...

Nighty night!