Office Tan: noun
1: a pasty and unattractive color imparted to the skin by lengthy exposure to crappy office lighting
2: a blog that documents the endlessly glamorous and exciting life of the office worker
Friday, June 30, 2006
Tanning Salon Accident
Many moons ago office knight and I were perusing yahoo personals...people give themselves really foolish names like "Junk in the Trunk" or "Pawly C 4 eva." Office knight suddenly shouted, "Oh no! Tanning salon accident." Office knight was referring to the overly tan person in the picture. I misunderstood, however and thought that was the name of the person's profile (which would have been AWESOME) and thus was born an obsession with tanning salon accidents, a phrase coined by office knight's mother.
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