Remember Lizzie Grubman? She was the celebrity publicist who yelled “white trash” at a Hamptons nightclub bouncer before plowing into him and 16 guests with her Mercedes and then driving away.
Yesterday, Owfice Burn and I were driving around Soho when a cab stopped in the middle of the street to drop off passengers thereby trapping us in an intersection. Owfice Burn, concerned that she might get a ticket for this, used her impeccable judgment to decide to ram into the cab. This caused the tourists in the cab to swivel around and glare at us while revealing their tall, cotton candy Texas hair. Owfice Burn then exhibited her true pirate heritage when she began to swear incessantly at the cab driver as she drove away.
Why did Owfice Burn turn into Lizzie Grubman?
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