Office Tan: noun
1: a pasty and unattractive color imparted to the skin by lengthy exposure to crappy office lighting
2: a blog that documents the endlessly glamorous and exciting life of the office worker
Thursday, November 23, 2006
BREAKING NEWS: Thanksgiving Intruder
Today we were resting quietly by the fire to celebrate another generous harvest when the fattest squirrel ever came flying down our chimney! The squirrel came shooting out of the fireplace and started dashing around the home as we all screamed and chaotically scurried to steer it out the door. While the door was open our dog, Count, took it upon himself to leave as well. Then the squirrel finally darted out the door and order was restored. Count was returned to us by our 14 year old neighbor moments later. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
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2 comments:
Holy crap!
Happy Thanksgiving! ;-)
What's the deal with the creepy ad above. Who told you that you could post an ad on our site? Don't you know that our ad space is very expensive--like $1 million dollars per day?
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