Why does predictive text pretend to not know profane words? You realize this was probably debated in a boardroom and some gross hypocrite dad ruled against it. If I want to curse at my friends it shouldn't take me 20 minutes to toggle through the letter choices to do so.
Adding no offense to the end of any statement makes it automatically offensive. Watch: I really don't like yogurt...no offense. Sounded rude didn't it?
Did the Tom Petty video for "Don't come around here no more" make you feel creepy? Made me feel creepy.
Some of the dogs in the city look like weird people.
People who say "touche" think they're really fancy.
What about when others refer to someone as being "really rich" that's kinda 80's don't cha think?
Anyone who refers to a person as being "oriental" is either not so intelligent or a senior citizen.
Do you feel shy immediately leaving a store when you realize that all their merchandise is out of your price range and pretend to browse for a few minutes as to not look cheap or dumb? I do.
Fun fact of the day: Office Knight's bed is a taco.
2 comments:
Dear Office Raider: How much did you have to drink before you wrote this blog entry? ;-)
I TOTALLY get that "I am in a store where I can't actually afford anything" feeling. It SUCKS. "Shyness" is a good way to describe it. Also, "violent stomach cramps."
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