Owfice Burn turned into Lizzy Grubman because that's what important celebrity types do when things don't go exactly their way. They take control of the situation, particularly when they are driving sporty saabs, donning designer shades, platinum highlights, and a slinky black dress. Luckily Owfice Burn had just returned from a zen inspired massage retreat in China Town where she learned the true meaning of inner peace. Had she not just experienced this spiritual awakening, she might have really gone off the deep end.
--Owfice Burn
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