Office Tan: noun
1: a pasty and unattractive color imparted to the skin by lengthy exposure to crappy office lighting
2: a blog that documents the endlessly glamorous and exciting life of the office worker
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Public Service Announcement
This might come across as extremely judgmental...BUT it occurred to me when I was retrieving a friendster message from someone that wanted me to "holla back" that one should really think twice about ever contacting someone on the internet whose profile ONLY contains images of them taking pictures of themselves. Like the gross one where there's a big flash in the mirror and you can see some silly person posing in their boxers but you can't really see their face or the one where someone's neck looks all stretched out and you can see up their nose 'cause they're holding the camera out in front of them. The reason I say think twice is having only pictures of yourself taken by yourself is very odd considering it's not 1999 when digital cameras were like $900.00 and only one person per state had one. Everyone has digital cameras now so don't you think it's odd that there are no pictures of this person on a trip or maybe even at a bar...what about a wedding or something? Furthermore, why doesn't this person have anyone around to take a picture of them. Where are their friends? Do they not have any friends? Have they never gone anywhere? Or are they that, um, well icky that all the pictures of them on their vacations or at their graduations turned out really bad? Do you really want to be someone's guinea pig friend? --Office Raider
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