Wash Your Fruit

I like to buy raspberries from the illegal fruit dealers on the street. I say they're illegal only because why are their raspberries only 2 plastic thingy's for $4.00 (no they're not all smashed) and the grocery stores have them for like $6.99 a plastic thingy? By the way, I don't want some ass to send me an analysis on why the illegal fruit dealers' fruit would be less 'cause they have less overhead, employees...blah, blah, blah. I digress.

The other day I was gleefully eating them sans washing them and Office Knight told me that I should really wash them first and I totally brushed it off, I did, I gave it really no thought. Well today I went to enjoy my usual handfuls of raspberries that I actually stir into plain yogurt, if you must know. So I'm dropping them in (unwashed of course) 3 or 4 at time and then stirring them in, repeat and on the third load I notice that inside one of the raspberries they're is some green asshole-worm all curled up in there!! How many of these have I stirred in? Oh, I was just so grossed out and annoyed. So I ditched the raspberry that had the green guy living in it and I kinda looked at my well stirred cup of yogurt and thought...ah well, next yea

I betcha you can look forward to Office Knight writing a letter to the USDA on my behalf.