In case you’ve missed the background story on why Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump are fighting, click here.
Donald Trump has made numerous disparaging comments about Rosie’s figure and appearance. I thought that making comments about people’s weight went out of style in the 80’s when Tracy Gold became anorexic as a result of the fat jokes that were part of the Growing Pains plot. In addition, Trump also claimed that getting Rosie’s wife Kelli to leave her would be simple. So simple that all he would have to do is send one of his “pals” to their house and Kelli would leave.
Since Office Tan is a publication for mature and refined readers, I will not comment on how Donald Trump is sitting in a REALLY fragile glass house as he hurls his insults. In addition, I will not recall the time that I saw Donald Trump in person when he was a guest at the Ellen DeGeneres show where I happened to notice that he was (to use the technical term) not-so-svelte himself. Finally, I will not mention that his comb-over looks like a red-brillo-creepy-pasted on-smelly-sprayed-creepy (again)-cheap-gross toupee.
Now, Rosie has commented that she brought Kelli to work because she’s afraid that “someone with a comb-over” is going to go to her home and steal her. Obviously, Kelli can’t go with Rosie to work every day so Office Tan is asking for volunteers to sit for 8 hour shifts outside of Rosie’s home on “comb-over watch” for the next week in case Donald or one of his pals comes by. And don’t worry about volunteering for Christmas Day. Office Raider was kicked out of the church long ago and will take that shift.
1 comment:
let me be among the first to volunteer for the comb-over watch team. i can due tuesdays and thursdays.
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