Office Tan: noun
1: a pasty and unattractive color imparted to the skin by lengthy exposure to crappy office lighting
2: a blog that documents the endlessly glamorous and exciting life of the office worker
Friday, December 01, 2006
Yes its friday night and i am pulling my weight on the blog
ummm...just to add to office raider's important rant, why is it necessary for my dying cell phone to frantically alert me every 5 seconds that it's running on empty?? i feel like that beep alone is draining a significant portion of its dwindling little span. what consumer compaint prompted them to install the most f'in annoyingly loud and unrelenting alert beep?? i imagine that some glamerous individual probably missed a crucial social function because they were not informed that the tiny sliver of red in the battery icon meant: LOW BATTERY!! perish the thought that one should be incommunicado and lose connection to the civilized world for even a moment. as a result we all must now suffer the consequences. ok, enough for now: weekend is here and i have many important social functions to attend. thanks to my well charged cell phone, i shant miss a moment of action.
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HA ha! That's foolish!
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