News from the 80's: Ms. Francis Hoffman Loses her Virginity to Someone Mean

I've been walking around with this analysis in my head for years and I'm finally gonna toss it out to ya...what the hell is Johnny Castle's problem in Dirty Dancing? I watched Dirty Dancing like 8 million times as a child, much to my bee keeper Grandpa's chagrin because he didn't like all that "rawk muuze-ik." So I know pretty much every line and am totally guilty of over using "Nobody puts baby in the corner" as cheap attempt to stand up for myself. So back to Johnny Castle...First of all, anyone notice he wore the same outfit the entire movie? The reason I take issue with Johnny is he was totally bitchy to Baby the whole time and yet she was still enamored with him. Being exposed to this at a young age is probably why I may have made some very unwise boyfriend choices in the past :ZING:
Don't cha think it's a little ridiculous that Baby wasted her whole summer in the Catskills learning silly dance numbers because Penny got knocked up by Robbie the creep? What's Penny's problem? Just 'cause you get pregnant and then have an abortion doesn't mean you can't dance for a whole summer. And did you notice that Johnny didn't know that her real name was Ms. Francis Hoffman 'till after they did a lil' horizontal dirty dancing. I will say this though...When Baby carried the watermelons to that slutty, sweaty "staff only" dance club I immediately wanted to work at that resort so I could bump in grind with my cohorts after hours. And one more thing...Baby's sister, Lisa, was really lame and couldn't sing at all.