Office Tan: noun 1: a pasty and unattractive color imparted to the skin by lengthy exposure to crappy office lighting 2: a blog that documents the endlessly glamorous and exciting life of the office worker
Thursday, July 13, 2006
This Just In...
Someone named Juana accidentally poured a milkshake on Office Raider at a midtown Starbucks. Office Raider reports that her shirt is “soiled”. She might have to go home.
Everyone take a moment to pray for Office Raider’s shirt.
1 comment:
Well, perhaps you could just think of it as being baptized in the all-consuming love of Howard Schultz.
Amen, sisters.
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