Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Green Onion Indictement Looms



In regard to the latest taco bell e-coli assault:

Green onion, listen up, you're free to walk the streets, FOR NOW.

“There’s nothing to implicate green onions right now,” said Dr. David Acheson, chief medical officer for food safety at the federal Food and Drug Administration.

Spinach has been subpoenaed and isn't talking.

The investigation is however ongoing.

2 comments:

Office Knight said...

I'm idicting bean sprouts on charges of looking like weird old man hair. That's what I'm doing.

clindsay said...

nah, bean sprouts look like boogers. ALFALFA sprouts look like old man hair.